scarlet recap

Before we delve into the murky lands of powerful men, let’s never forget that while all this is happening, Rita Ora is in public wearing a bathrobe and a towel, showing the wonders that lie ahead when we truly stop giving a fuck. I aspire…

It’s been a month since we last met to discuss all things that go mort in the night. In that time Hollywood has been cancelled, Hurricane Ophelia wiped out Ireland’s off licences, Gemma Collins fell off a stage, Simon Cowell fell down…

I was hoping I wouldn’t have to write about women’s rights for this recap. Like, I really tried not to. I lit a candle for the White House WiFi connection to drop and give us all a break from Trump’s tweets. I turned off my Google alerts…

It’s really hard to pick out all the scarlet things that happen ‘cause there is SO many but I go on what causes me to have stage five scarlet fever. Otherwise known as a full body redner. Goop vs Reality In proof that literally…

“I feel it in my fingers  I feel it in my toes  That scarlet is all around me  So I watch the morto grow  It's written on the wind  It's everywhere I go  So if you’re really scarlet  Come on and let it show.” It’s 2017 and it’s…