pure awkward

How’s tricks, lads? Ah Jesus, some stress this weekend. One of the girls had a friend down from Dublin to visit. Jesus! Wait till I tell ya. She walked in the door and I was weak, lads. She was some beour. UNREAL. She was pure nice as…

Story lads? Come here to me, did ye head into town for St. Patrick’s Day? Some parade? Jesus. T’was fierce busy, though. I’m not one for crowds now, like. I find it a bit stressful. I’m allergic when there is that many people around, you…

Ah Lads, bad old times to be fair. I didn’t think I'd get out, like. I’ve had the gawks all yesterday and a bit today if I’m honest, like. I was after going to the fridge there on Wednesday night. I was starving, boy. You know yourself when…

Story lad? I’m after having some weekend. Kate’s new fella Jim is after coming around to stay for the weekend. The boyfriend is grand, like. He would chat away. I only love to get a bit of male company inside in our house, sure you know…

Story, boy? Be pure wide and keep sketch because I’m not able if the girls come round the corner. I don’t know about ye, but my week has been terrible. After last week’s disaster, I’m like a prisoner in my own house. They're after…

Alright Boy. How’s the form? Jesus, wait till I tell ya. It’s all kicked off here. I’m after just moving in with three girls. Sure, I am only weak for myself. All my washing is done and all my dinners. Unreal deal. Anyway, sure I’m only…