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Here listen, lads. I’ve weight on. The girls are telling me I have to lose a couple of pounds before the summer, like. I got my haircut there last week and they were all pure shocked at the weight I was after gaining. I don’t feel it in…

The hamburger was about to jump up on stage. ‘Smear some of this on your buns before you go on Missy. Mustard on your top bun and mayo on your bottom.’ She could do this. It would be easy. She smeared it on thick. ‘And lay this…