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All things Science week It’s Science Week from November 13th to 20th, so what better way to celebrate it than to give you a post packed full of really interesting festivals and events happening across the country for people of all ages.…

It was summer time in Limerick city; sure it was barely raining at all, except when it was. Fortunately for the sake of this story it wasn’t right then and B-Man was taking Eugene for a “walk” in the People’s Park. A length of dental floss…

What’s a kilogram? We’d like fewer on our waistline but, at the greengrocer’s we want more (and for less money). If they’re gold, they cost tens of thousands of euros (each). They’re the first thing mentioned about a new baby. But what’s a…

So, after several weeks of very slim pickings there's loads of stuff this week to digest. Seriously, I have SEVEN things this week. SEVEN. This is a week that will go down in history. The week that we all allegedly found out that David…

It was half past eight on a Friday evening in July. The sky was still bright, the rain had fecked off for a bit and Paddy and B-Man were out for a quiet pint. They were off-duty tonight, costumes left at home, civvies on. Paddy was wearing…

Previously on The Kingdom of the Cavan Strawberries, evil billionaire Dennis O'Brain has stolen the Anti-Craic, a device capable of removing all of the craic from Ireland, from its hiding place in Newgrange. B-Man has chased away O'Brain's…

Last week on The Kingdom of the Cavan Strawberries, Paddy, B-Man, and Sound-Man travelled to Newgrange through one of Paddy's mystic portals. Their task: to keep the Anti-Craic, a device capable of sucking the craic out of anything, out of…

Rain drip-dropped onto the concrete like that stupid broken tap out the back of my house as B-Man parked his Beemobile (A yellow Fiat Seicento with, naturally, black go-faster stripes) outside Paddy’s house. It was the third Friday of the…

Bee-man and Paddy, Master of the Fourth Dimension, stood on the rooftop of the Clarion hotel, surveying the city which was theirs to defend against evil, by general agreement. “Tis fairly cauld tonight isn’t it?” said Paddy a rollie…