Sexy Beasts #39 | Santa’s Elves

Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy. I’m not saying Santa is using slave labour but if the curly-toed shoe with a bell fits… So next time you’re drinking some eggnog pour a bit out for our tireless homies, Santa’s Elves.

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