If not for Washington DC’s aged streets, Donald Trump’s inauguration could have been all the more bombastic. Allegedly, the leader of the free world wanted a military parade to mark his ascension, something that certainly would have marked…

As confused reports came in of a mass shooting at a casino in Manila on Thursday evening, Melania Trump tweeted her condolences to those affected, and although I’m sure that she did so in good conscience, I couldn’t help but feel that she…

This week, Enda Kenny visited Donald Trump, someone poured an atrocious pint, we got the referendum we've all been gasping for, and there was a protest at RTE. The EU also ruled that employers were allowed to ban the hijab in the workplace,…

Dedicated to all those killed in the Bowling Green Massacre, and to NBC's Brian Williams who was there. The Thursday of Trump’s executive order prohibiting the entry of Muslims from seven Arab states into the US, I found myself wandering…

Early during the production of Alien 3 it became clear that 20th Century Fox had little or no faith in their young director David Fincher. Fincher, who went on to make classics like ‘Seven’ and ‘Fight Club’ was being actively left out of…

A WWE Hall of Famer has been put in charge of America’s nuclear codes. Donald Trump will be the first US President to have ever taken a Stone Cold Stunner, and he has also appointed another former WWE personality, Linda McMahon, to a…

Donald John Trump is going to be President of the United States! Donald John Trump was the Chairman of the Trump Organisation and he is going to be President of the United States! And woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble! So, a rich…

Three weeks have passed since Donald Trump’s shock election as US President. In that time, he has flirted with neo-Nazis (literally) and sought to appoint some of them to positions of power within his Administration. He has renewed a…

There have been a lot of unfair jokes made at my expense. Really unfair. Most dead cats are just buried or cremated, but I am proud to have made it to this important position of power on top of Donald Trump’s head, where he used to only…

This week, Donald Trump won the Presidential election. He is now the President-elect of the United States. This is not the only thing that happened this week, but it is certainly the worst thing. Other things that happened this week were…