Upcoming Referendums: A Leaked Timeline, In Order of Priority
LEAKED: Government timeline for upcoming referendums, in order of priority
2017: Referendum on granting Irish emigrants voting rights in presidential elections
2018: Referendum on what to do now that Irish emigrants have voted chicken fillet rolls for President
2019: Referendum on what do we think about the Scottish referendum
2022: Referendum on pronunciation: Scones vs. Scons
2025: Referendum on what to do about GAA lads
2027: Referendum on whether there was room for Jack on that door (30th anniversary special)
2040: Referendum on the internment without trial of Cian Twomey
2058: Referendum on secession of Roscommon from the republic
2072: Referendum on who is more endangered; white men or the Yangtze giant softshell turtle
2095: Referendum on Ireland formally withdrawing from Eurovision
2110: Referendum on official state enquiry into Whatever Happened to Don Conroy?
2132: Referendum on whether we should bring back the Wrangler Top Thirty Hits
2155: Referendum on how many podcasts is too many podcasts
2168: Referendum on Tayto vs. King
2173: Referendum on best Fair City character of all time
2197: Referendum on whether you can ever truly be over an ex
2220: Referendum on worst Irish name (male)
2230: Referendum on worst Irish name (female)
2254: Referendum on best sandwich filling
2275: Referendum on the true meaning of Christmas
2282: Referendum on whether it was Sheila Connolly your mother saw down from her at Mass
2294: Referendum on the SoSueMe highlighter palette
2301: Referendum on extending human rights to tin whistles
2310: Referendum on right to bodily autonomy for badgers
2317: Referendum on repealing the Eighth Amendment*
* Pencilled in for the year 2317 but we’ll see.
