Ticket Rebel

By Giles Brody Last updated Jul 29, 2015

Giles Brody has been trying Irish Rail’s patience.

Click on any image to view the slideshow and see what he’s been up to.

Dr. No Elbows: And then when they sit down across from me they see that I?m NOT a doctor and that I DO have elbows. Great stuff. – Giles Brody

Fingernail Disease

Fingernail Disease: To ensure I?d have a table all to myself. It never displayed on the LED screen and some folks sat beside me anyway. They were nice if I recall. – Giles Brody

Trains Are Gay Booked: for me by a vindictive family member and stamped by a conductor who told me he?s very proud of his gay son. – Giles Brody

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Naked Man: Booked by the same vindictive family member. – Giles Brody

Fu Manchu: To reflect the moustache I aspired to have by that month?s end. Didn?t happen. It ended up looking like two baby caterpillars resting on either side of my mouth. -Giles Brody

TITANIC DENIER: Weird time in my life and I?ve got plenty of weird tattoos to prove it. I met some nice people but after reviewing the evidence I must concede that the Titanic was most likely some sort of ship or sea going pleasure vessel. – Giles Brody

Ladies Man: Because sometimes you just have to put it out there, am I right creeps? – Giles Brody

Remmy Deratt Gearing myself up for a stag weekend in Carrick-on-Shannon by watching Ratatouille the night before. – Giles Brody

Louie Louie: Tried to use this ticket to start a wildly unsuccessful sing song on the 3:05 from Galway to Dublin. – Giles Brody

Tonight I’m Gonna H Current project: put all the lyrics of Queen?s ?Don?t Stop Me Now? (407 words) by the end of 2014. I?ve got the first eleven words but may need some help. – Giles Brody

Ave Myself A Current project: put all the lyrics of Queen?s ?Don?t Stop Me Now? (407 words) by the end of 2014. I?ve got the first eleven words but may need some help. – Giles Brody

Real Good Time Current project: put all the lyrics of Queen?s ?Don?t Stop Me Now? (407 words) by the end of 2014. I?ve got the first eleven words but may need some help. – Giles Brody

I Feel A Current project: put all the lyrics of Queen?s ?Don?t Stop Me Now? (407 words) by the end of 2014. I?ve got the first eleven words but may need some help. – Giles Brody

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