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The Honorary Hunzo | Clutching at Straws
Minister for the environment, Richard Bruton expressed dissatisfaction about the implementation by Starbucks, of a new recyclable straw policy. He recently addressed the press, regarding the grave environmental concerns he had, in relation…
The Honorary Hunzo | Mass Evacuation of Seaside Towns to take place due to Toxic Effluent
Dublin City Council has recently implemented a temporary swimming ban for seaside towns Seapoint, Dun Laoighre, and Dollymount. The ban was enforced following the release of sewage water into Dublin Bay, by the Waste Water Treatment Plant…
The Honorary Hunzo | The Data Protection Dark Age
The year 2018 saw the implementation of the General Data Protection Regulation into Irish Law. With the influx of a multiplicity of social media forums, citizen’s personal data became more readily available for the general public at large.…
The Honorary Hunzo | Satan’s Swing
In light of the recent Sophie’s Swing tragedy (in which a Fine Gael TD was critically injured) Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has issued a chilling and determinative statement ;
“By the power vested in me under the National Monuments Act 1994, I…
The Honorary Hunzo | How to Sell Shit and Get Away With It
Minister for Enterprise and Innovation, Heather Humphrey’s has recently approved of the upsurge in development of vintage clothing stores.
“It really is a case of one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. It truly is such a good way…
The Honorary Hunzo | Still Damo
The Minister for Culture and Heritage Joesepha Madigan has recently approved of the insertion of an additional clause into the Ministries and Secretaries Act 1977. This amendment will be promulgated to secure funding for the creation of…
The Honorary Hunzo | The Fake Pocket Penalty System
FOCK IT! : A Review of the “Fake Pocket” Penalty System
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has approved of a recent statutory amendment to both “The Customs Act 2015”, and “The Sale of Goods and Supply of Services Act 1980” which promulgates the…
The Honorary Hunzo | Maple (Syrup) Mania
Canadian Prime minister Justin Trudeau, has recently introduced further legislation in order to protect the Canadian Maple syrup reserve. The protective regulations were introduced as a preventative mechanism against Maple syrup Siphoning,…
The Honorary Hunzo | The Impact of Brexit upon the Eurovision Song contest
We are all anticipating the potential outcome of a “hard Brexit” on the Irish economy, and the implications of the activation of Article 50 on Trade, migration, employment, etc. However a pressing concern for Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, is the…
The Honorary Hunzo | A Deadly Sausage Sensation
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has recently approved of the amendment of the 1985 Animal Welfare Act. This was introduced to tackle the feral cat phenomenon, which has lately received much media attention. This plague has had a…