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The Honorary Hunzo | Doctor Marten and his Sadist Shoes
I had waited with eager anticipation for the coming of my Amazon arrival. The postman struggled under the enormity of the weight of the package, but managed to stumble red faced to the door step. I beamed from ear to ear, like a cheshire…
The Honorary Hunzo | Post-Traumatic Fringe Flashbacks
I reclined in the massage chair and felt the vibrations reverberate down my lower back. Jiggling like a bowl of blancmange, I smiled broadly at the poor unfortunate hosing my thick mane. Yes, I would have serum infused with the essence of…
The Honorary Hunzo | The Battle of the Bosoms
I stood awkwardly in the lingerie section of Penneys, and felt oddly out of place, mirroring Father Ted et al amongst ladies underwear. It was hopeless even endeavouring to source a bra here. This lingerie catered for the presumably "hangry…
The Honorary Hunzo | Female Bus Drivers to Make “Dublin Bus Great Again”
It was a typical Monday morning, and I mentally readied myself for the potential 15 minute transport delay that had integrally formulated part of my daily experience. The struggle was real. However both myself and the other old age…
The Honorary Hunzo | Greta Thunberg Embarrasses Irish Airlines
Greta Thunberg's Solar Powered Yacht Reportedly Faster than Irish Airline's Transatlantic Flights
It is estimated that the boat trip, undertaken by Greta Thunberg, to New York will be comparatively faster than the majority of flights…
The Honorary Hunzo | Street Art Shenanigans
On Sunday I took a ramble down Grafton Street to have a gander at the litany of work produced by local street artists. I approached the Stephens Green Shopping centre and a striking piece of street art caught my eye.
A dog made entirely…
The Honorary Hunzo | Bovine Brexiteers Stage Unique Protest in County Athlone
Irish Chief economist Rowena Dwyer has commented on the adverse economic effects a no deal Brexit may have on the Irish Beef industry.
"It is a known fact that we export 50 percent of our beef supplies to the UK.If we are displaced from…
They call him “Britain Trump”
On the 24th of July the UK appointed a new Prime Minister Mr Boris Johnson. Mr Johnson, who is renowned as a lovable jack the lad, aims to deliver the Brexit Bargain by the 31st of October, regardless of the consequences.
"At the end of…
The Honorary Hunzo | Chow Mein & Table Manners
Yesterday I planned to enjoy one of my favourite hobbies, eating out alone..
I entered the all you can eat buffet, with the satisfied knowledge that I could consume copious amounts, and would most certainly get my monies worth. All ten…
The Honorary Hunzo | The Jax Tax Act 2019
Minister for Business Enterprise and Innovation, Heather Humphrey, aims to implement new legislation, which acts as a protective measure for fast food chains. The statute prevents non customers utilising restrooms without permission. Such…