Pure Awkward

Story lad? I’m after having some weekend. Kate’s new fella Jim is after coming around to stay for the weekend. The boyfriend is grand, like. He would chat away. I only love to get a bit of male company inside in our house, sure you know…

Don’t talk to me! I’m allergic now, to this week. I’m being frozen out inside in my house. Not one of the girls will talk to me. Jesus, I was counting down the hours until ye came. I swear to God. It all started with Anna’s purse. Ted…

Lads! What’s the story? How goes it? Here, I've had some week. I’ve been dying from an ear infection and a cold. I never thought I'd recover. I thought I was near the end, boy. I’m on antibiotics and the whole lot. Wait till you hear the…

Here listen, lads. I’ve weight on. The girls are telling me I have to lose a couple of pounds before the summer, like. I got my haircut there last week and they were all pure shocked at the weight I was after gaining. I don’t feel it in…

Story? How’s the form, lads? Tis jointed out here, isn’t it? Ellen’s relatives arrived down today. Pure awkward, boy. I don’t know where to put myself. You know that feeling when people are visiting? You either want to hang out with…

Story, boy? Be pure wide and keep sketch because I’m not able if the girls come round the corner. I don’t know about ye, but my week has been terrible. After last week’s disaster, I’m like a prisoner in my own house. They're after…

Alright Boy. How’s the form? Jesus, wait till I tell ya. It’s all kicked off here. I’m after just moving in with three girls. Sure, I am only weak for myself. All my washing is done and all my dinners. Unreal deal. Anyway, sure I’m only…