Humour Columns

INITIATION – THE ANNUAL GRANARD U-10’S TOURNAMENT APRIL, 1998 They got me when I was nine. We were in Ms Kilduff’s class, when she announced that the training for the U-10’s would be starting that Tuesday evening up in the Old Park with…

Hi guys and welcome to Tittererer's Digest. I usually like to start things off with short ramble about what's been going on in my life this week. I like to think it puts everyone at ease and allows them to dive into the column below feeling…

Hello there. You may notice that this week's Digest is a day late. This is because yesterday was my birthday and, in the vein of birthdays of my childhood, I was excused from homework. Yesterday, I realised that my birthday is the only…

Monday 15th February I wrote poems for all the people who have not made me want to kill them. The muses of my past. The poems were wet, soggy and flaccid. I wrote them anyway, as if to burp up the last of the poetry in me. Tuesday 16th…

Willkommen. It's Sunday night at 11.37pm and I'm desperate to go to bed. Nevertheless, I know you all care about comedy very very deeply. I know that a Monday without this column will be horrifically off kilter for you and all weird…

Monday 9th February For a week I have trespassed in the valley of doubt. There were no words, just blank days filled with the monumental ordinariness of everything. I spent most of my time with the cat. The cat seems to understand. It…

This week's Tittererer's Digest is all about Saturday Night Live. The more cynical among you may suggest that every Tittererer's Digest is mostly about Saturday Night Live anyway, so what's the f*cking difference? To them I say; fair point,…

Gah, it's hard to believe that Monday has come around once again. And what have we achieved in the interim? I finished a book and got some pretty serious worrying done. Oh, I also had a dream last night in which I was Dame Judy Dench's PA.…

Here it is, the concluding part of my thrilling psychological thriller serial. I'm shaking with anticipation as I type. If you're not up to date with the story so far, you can catch up with John Garrison's adventure here. Otherwise, take a…

Monday 26th January I have had three erotic poems published in one week. This, after years of unanswered emails and submissions.  It seems I have found the path to greatness and it is lined with smut and dildos. Tuesday 27th January I…