8 Haikus About Fragile Masculinity
In my humble opinion, the best way to explore the complex topic of fragile masculinity, to examine the deep historical roots and interlocking societal impulses that make up the mainstream image of what it means to be a Real Man, is in tiny bursts, seventeen syllables at a time. Hopefully the following haikus (look it up, it’s Japanese) will usher in a new age of gender equality and world peace. If not, I can only assume that you didn’t read them correctly.
Anger – A Haiku About Fraile Masculinity
If feminism
is so great, then why am
I always angry?
Nando’s – Another Haiku About Fragile Masculinity
A cheeky Nando’s
A cheeky Nando’s for me
I cry in wardrobes
No Scrubs – A Third Haiku About Fragile Masculinity
Hanging out the side
Of my best friend’s ride trying
to holler at you
Another Haiku About Fragile Masculinity With The Title “Bantz”
Bantz bantz bantz bantz bantz
Hashtag banter, hashtag lads
Bantz bantz bantz bantz bantz
Finally, A Haiku About Tinder
You have matched with Dave
“lol hey sexy wanna fuck?”
Screenshot: 30 Favs
Brian, A Haiku About Masculine Fragility Which Is Basically The Same as Fragile Masculinity
Brian’s proper mental.
Never know what he’ll do next.
I am scared of Brian.
Shouting About Fragile Masculinity
We’re shouting, shouting,
shouting at the football but
really, at our dads.
Trapped In A Fragile Masculinity
I am trapped in the
gender binary and this
is all women’s fault.
