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Time Lurch Affects ‘No’ Voters

Hundreds of thousands of No voters awoke on Saturday morning to find themselves catapulted 35 years into the future. Thousands of microtears in the space-time continuum have been localised to the polling stations dotted throughout the…

My Furby Was Possessed by a Japanese Ghost

It was 1998 I believe. I was five years old and very much into my theatrical and overdramatic phase as a result of watching far too many Disney movies. B*Witched were in the charts and life as a senior infant was good. For some reason, the…

The Good Ol’ Days

I may be dating myself here, but I remember a time when 7-Eleven wasn’t a fast food restaurant. There were shady hot dogs that slowly spun on carnival contraptions, but that was about it. All other hot food options were lined up along the…

The Joys and Woes of Quitting Smoking

There is a bench outside the back of our house. One day, a lady walked by and sat down. She didn’t smoke, look at her phone, eat, or drink anything for 10 solid minutes... Isn’t that mad? Give me 10 minutes alone like that and I will…

Broken Bicycle Blues

I no longer fear hell, because I have just experienced worse. I have documented the journey, as you will see below. While cycling in the torrential rain down Harold's Cross Road, soaked and blinded as the droplets fire against my glasses…