Sexy Beasts Q & A

This week on Sexy Beasts we take a break from the PremierCrypt and celebrate our 1st birthday in only the FUNNEST way possible; by answering questions. So come along and learn more about Leinster's two greatest amateur cryptozoologists (us)…

Sexy Beasts #44 | Ningen

In deep dark coldest Antarctica lives a gorgeous blob of a creature that has puzzled scientists and explorers alike. So put on your thermal long johns and join us as Sexy Beasts chat about the Ningen! It’s gonna be Brrrrrrrrrrriliant. ?

Sexy Beasts #43 | Leyak

This week on Sexy Beasts, we get a little head. And by that I mean we tackle the decapitated flying entrails witch known as the LEYAK. Indonesia’s finest black magic woman, be nice to her and she might bring you luck but if you cross her…

Sexy Beasts #42 | The Wolfman

This week the Sexy Beasts return! We dive right back into the world of cryptids with one delicious little Meatball! THE WOLFMAN has come to tear up the premier crypt and our hearts! Join us with our new scoring system and cheer for your…

Sexy Beasts 2.0 – SEXFL Draft

This week on Sexy Beasts 2.0 a cryptid DIES! No dream sequence! No magic to bring them back! She is dead BABY! GONE! With Paddy O'Leary in the grave. We also do a little reshuffling with our jam-packed Premiercrypt! We thought it was…

Sexy Beasts #41 | Phoenix

Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come back a gigantic bird. If not there’s no hope for you in 2019. Welcome to the Premiercrpyt the…

Sexy Beasts #39 | Santa’s Elves

Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy.…

Sexy Beasts #38 | Krampus

Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate, the Krampus, over to your…

Sexy Beasts #37 | Shojo

When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the…

Sexy Beasts #36 | Tatzlewurm

On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true…