Pure Awkward |12| Kate Speaks

I should probably introduce myself. My name is Kate. I am one of the three girls who own Brody. First things first. I think it's necessary to highlight that Brody is hard work to live with. He may have portrayed himself as being a breeze.…

Pure Awkward |10| Stephanie

How’s tricks, lads? Ah Jesus, some stress this weekend. One of the girls had a friend down from Dublin to visit. Jesus! Wait till I tell ya. She walked in the door and I was weak, lads. She was some beour. UNREAL. She was pure nice as well.…

Pure Awkward |9| Crowds

Story lads? Come here to me, did ye head into town for St. Patrick’s Day? Some parade? Jesus. T’was fierce busy, though. I’m not one for crowds now, like. I find it a bit stressful. I’m allergic when there is that many people around, you…

Pure Awkward |8| Sausages

Ah Lads, bad old times to be fair. I didn’t think I'd get out, like. I’ve had the gawks all yesterday and a bit today if I’m honest, like. I was after going to the fridge there on Wednesday night. I was starving, boy. You know yourself when…

Pure Awkward |7| Jim

Story lad? I’m after having some weekend. Kate’s new fella Jim is after coming around to stay for the weekend. The boyfriend is grand, like. He would chat away. I only love to get a bit of male company inside in our house, sure you know…

Pure Awkward |6| Allergic

Don’t talk to me! I’m allergic now, to this week. I’m being frozen out inside in my house. Not one of the girls will talk to me. Jesus, I was counting down the hours until ye came. I swear to God. It all started with Anna’s purse. Ted…

Pure Awkward |5| Sick

Lads! What’s the story? How goes it? Here, I've had some week. I’ve been dying from an ear infection and a cold. I never thought I'd recover. I thought I was near the end, boy. I’m on antibiotics and the whole lot. Wait till you hear the…

Pure Awkward |4| The Weight

Here listen, lads. I’ve weight on. The girls are telling me I have to lose a couple of pounds before the summer, like. I got my haircut there last week and they were all pure shocked at the weight I was after gaining. I don’t feel it in…

Pure Awkward |3| Clare People

Story? How’s the form, lads? Tis jointed out here, isn’t it? Ellen’s relatives arrived down today. Pure awkward, boy. I don’t know where to put myself. You know that feeling when people are visiting? You either want to hang out with them…