McDonald’s Music |2| The French Fry

The French Fry took off his clothes. Two gherkined-up hamburgers, with their salads half-peeping out of their buns, and melted cheese dribbling down their meat, came towards him. They rubbed him down thoroughly with salt and vinegar.…

McDonald’s Music |1| The Hamburger

The hamburger was about to jump up on stage. ‘Smear some of this on your buns before you go on Missy. Mustard on your top bun and mayo on your bottom.’ She could do this. It would be easy. She smeared it on thick. ‘And lay this sprig of…