#54 | PLAYING FOR KEEPS

Watch out Jessica - you've got a rival for AJ's affections and, in keeping with the Sweet Valley motto, she won't take no for an answer! But Jessica can't beat sexy Pamela Janson at her own game, because she's still pretending to be a…

#53 | SLAM BOOK FEVER

It's a first for the podcast - a Sweet Valley book neither of us have read before now! And it was worth the wait, as we find out what happens when the Sweet Valley girls get SLAM BOOK FEVER, a whole new way to be gossipy bitchy wagons.…

#52 | TROUBLEMAKER

We are outraged by the cover of this week's book, in which the depiction of Bruce is not the pouting John Barrowman we know and love to hate! Who is this imposter?! Whoever he is, he's smooth talking Julie Porter, and tormenting her friend…

#51 | DECISIONS

It's decision time for Robin Wilson as she has to choose between going early to college amid the bright lights of New York City or staying in Sweet Valley and going out with George Warren. Yes, we wouldn't find it difficult either, but…

#50 | FAMILY SECRETS

What's better than two perfect blonde sixteen year olds with blue green eyes? If Sweet Valley High is to be believed the answer is "three of them". Yes, the twins' identical cousin Kelly has come to town for two whole months and they're…

#49 | MALIBU SUMMER

It's summer time! And where better to spend it than on a Californian beach? Not the sands of Sweet Valley, though, because Lila, Jess and Liz are heading for a Malibu Summer, where they have been employed via a worryingly casual childcare…

#48 | Pretenses

"Mystery, Cara! Mystery!" It's Jessica's new mantra, but the biggest mystery in this episode, about the novel Pretenses, is how Abbie Richardson managed to be completely invisible to her classmates during the two years she was going out…

#47 | HARD CHOICES

It's what we've all been waiting for - a book about Enid Rollins and her grandma! And it's just as thrilling as that sounds, ie not at all. Join us as we try and sadly fail to have sympathy for an elderly grieving widow who is, it must be…

#46 | CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE

You wouldn't think you could write a whole book about racism without ever using the word "racism" but "Kate William" proves us wrong in this tale of forbidden love - forbidden by Sandy Bacon's horrible parents, that is. Yes, WASP Sandy has…

#45 | OUTCAST

How does Sweet Valley deal with the tragic death of saintly Regina Morrow? Why, by turning on the girl whose party she died at and making her life a living hell, of course! Poor Molly Hecht is turned into an outcast by a school population…